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OUR TOP-PICK TEAM NAMES: DID YOURS MAKE THE CUT?

Contrary to popular belief, laughter is the second best medicine – after mud of course. We’re lucky that we get both by the bucket load.

 

When it comes to LOLs, few things tickle us more than fresh Team Names hitting our registration inbox. So we’ve compiled a collection of the funniest, punniest, and downright ridiculous team names taking on Tough Mudder SEQ in May.

 

  1. TOUGH MUDDER FECKERS

 

There’s no better place to meet the Feckers than at Tough Mudder SEQ, and Team Captain Josephine is ready to greet new friends with open arms.

 

Tough Mudder Feckers was born from the determination of an Italian mother and Irish fecker who worked hard, play hard and most importantly laugh hard.”

 

  1. MUDDY UNDIES

 

Disclaimer: don’t wear your fave pair because you can bet your bottom dollar they’ll never be the same. Muddy Undies’ Team Captain Sam can vouch.

 

“Our name came about during some brainstorming one afternoon over beers. It’s pretty self-explanatory I guess. Every year we need to make the decision on whether to wash or dump our gear, and that includes those glorious, wet, mud-covered underpants.”

 

  1. THE YOUNG AND THE BREATHLESS

 

Forget ridiculous plot lines, this one’s as simple as they come according to Team Captain Scott.

 

“We’re just a bunch of ageing guys trying to re-live our fitness and determination of our yesteryears. We’re still young, but we run out puff quickly.”

 

  1. BANGERS AND MASH

 

No, it’s not the name of one of our eight new obstacles; Australia’s unofficial national dish inspired Team Captain Rodney when branding his squad.  

 

“We’re Aussies through and through, and every Aussie loves their bangers and mash. It just so happened I was eating bangers and mash when trying to decide on a name.”

 

  1. DIRTY HARRY

 

While there are no members of this team actually called Harry, Team Captain Bianca says it was a no-brainer.

 

“Growing up, my Pop wore a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry t-shirt. And when choosing a name for a Tough Mudder team – the t-shirt came to mind. Dirty Harry. Perfection.”

 

 

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

 

  1. COLDPLAY SUCKS

 

Karma will get ‘ya when you’re left singing “Fix You” to your sore limbs over a post-Mudder frothie.

 

  1. TIGHT BUTTS AND SWEATY NUTS

 

Even more challenging than Everest is not visualising tight butts and sweaty nuts right now…

 

  1. HOW I MET YOUR MUDDER

 

The old mother/mudder swap-out never disappoints.

 

  1. MUDPIT AND CHILL

 

Forget Netflix and Chill; Tough Mudder offers a new kind of filthy.

 

  1. BIN CHICKENS

 

Named after the humble White Ibis, who won’t stay white for long on the course.

 

Got an epic team name to add to the mix? Share it with us!